The itsy bitsy spider

I'd take a picture of my new friend, but I'm too scared to go outside and be near him. His name is Pedro, and he's actually not at all an itsy bitsy spider. He's a jumbo size, big gulp, huge mo fo. He has set up camp on my balcony and refuses to leave. I knocked down his web Sunday, he was back on Monday. I knocked down his web Monday and he was out there weaving up a storm again a few hours later. He scares me and he won't go away. Maybe when the rain came down tonight it washed the spider out. I'll be sure to update everyone on Pedro again soon, I know you'll all be dying for it. And I'll try to get more sleep soon and avoid this delirium.