I believe it's time for another intervention. I hope not everyone around the country is suffering from the same epidemic that we are here. This epidemic is sweeping campus, and quickly moving into the community. I'm begging you people, PLEASE stop with the biker shorts. They weren't cool in the 80's, the 90's, and they definitely are not cool now. I mean that's cool that you're working out, I'm just going to need you to wear appropriate shorts for that workout. And just because you work out doesn't mean you have the body to pull off the biker shorts look. Yeah, I'm talking to you girlfriend in line at the grocery store trying to rock the shorts. You're making me lose my appetite and want to return all my food to the shelves. Good thing I was only purchasing corn bread muffin mix and not real groceries. So everyone, let's make an effort to fix this problem, purchase regular workout shorts, and agree to only wear biker shorts if you're actually riding a bike.
So let's close with a lesson.
Inappropriate short selection:
Appropriate short selection:
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