Monday, January 10, 2011
Please don't hit me with your cart.
As I was wandering around the grocery store this evening strange things started happening. There was a lady pushing her cart, I mean completely laying on her cart, walking along the meat section. Her cart kept bumping into the edge of the case and then she ran into a little sign and just kept on rolling. Dragging the sign with her for a short distance.
Then I was waiting in line to pay and heard a loud scream, but I didn't turn around figuring it was some kid throwing a tantrum. Then there was another loud scream. Obviously I had to check it out then. It was the same lady, and she was heading straight at me. I absolutely thought this lady was about to ram me with her cart, but instead she just rammed it into the end of the check out lane. Pretty hard. I thought she was going to pass out or have a seizure or something. She definitely didn't look 100%. But then she just kept right on down through the store, and got in another line to pay. As I was leaving the lady was up at the register and the cashier was calling for customer service to register 7. Best part was that the lady was laying on the counter with a lot of bananas in her cart, all separated out of the bunch. Weird. I think I'll stay out of that store for a hot second.
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