For reals?

I'm sorry, but these signs "he's not headed toward a relationship with you" sound completely ridiculous. I was going with these signs for awhile.
And then this popped up:

Important dates don't resonate with him: He doesn't remember your one month anniversary.
Are you KIDDING me? I don't remember our one month anniversary.

And then there was this one:

Radio silence on his Facebook page: Has he posted a picture of you together on Facebook within two months of the first date?

This article is a joke. Maybe I'm the minority here, but I would actually prefer to not be tagged in Facebook pictures after 2 months. Let's shoot for 2 years. Get out of here.