Nastiness

I'll be the first to admit I've always been a fan of Jessica Simpson. I am pretty sure it all started with MTV and the Newlyweds. Jessica and Nick just seemed like the cutest couple and I was obsessed with that show. Probably because they were living the dream life, and who doesnt want to watch people live a "perfect" life. Obviously their life wasn't perfect, because as I've now learned that doesn't exist, and I think we've all just recently learned one of the reasons their life wasn't perfect. My girl Jessica doesn't brush her teeth often. Those that know me well know how I feel about teeth and dental hygiene and can imagine how disgusted I am by this.

Jessica said that she doesn't brush her teeth, but uses Listerine and sometimes her sweater. I mean really, that is just foul and now I don't blame Nick for peacing out on her. Absolutely disgusting.

Jessica's dental products:

My dental products:

I'll take my method any day. I think someone needs to have an intervention with Jessica.