Guest post

From one of my friends who doesn't have a blog, but sent me a sample of what her blog would be like. This is just too funny to not share.

Maybe I Need a New Walk

I wore these incredibly cute wedges to work today. In my summerisstillhereatleastaccordingtotheweather attempt to squeeze out every drop of it. They are these really great brown sling-back, cork wedges. Except I noticed this morning while walking that they were extra loud. They are sling-backs so I thought, hm, never noticed them being this loud before. Whatevs. And kept on going. I HAVE BEEN WALKING AROUND ALL DAY making this noise. So naturally I thought the problem was me. I mean what the hell was up with my walk, right? I started walking differently every time I got up from my desk. I did the slow walk, the fast walk, the don't squeeze your toes walk. I mean it got to the point where I was getting mad at myself for my walk. And right around, oh I don't know, 2PM, I finally have a thought: what the hell is up with my shoe? brilliant.

Well I'm in the hall noisily on the way to the bathroom when I stop, bring my foot up on my knee to look at the shoe and ITS EFFING BROKEN. The thing fell apart right in my hands. Seriously. I was holding a large piece of cork wedge in one hand and the sole and sling in the other. I mean what the hell? When did this happen! And how have I been walking around all day? The slapping was the sole on the cork. What the freak.

Good news though: I DON'T need a new walk.

I'd read that nonexistent blog for sure. Too funny, sorry to hear about your shoe.